I’m in lesbians with you.
Lookit Chris Evans expertly deflecting sexist journo questions about ScarJo. Bless. TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
customers at local retail shop shocked to find sales associate is in fact a human being, and not an automaton built to serve them
I have so much love for that one year when the Glee cast got drunk at the Golden Globes and went on to be oh so wonderfully inappropriate.
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me