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stopandimaginelove:

Ladies and gentlemen…a look into the bizarre sense of humor of 

Mr. Christopher Paul Colfer.

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Aug. 28, 2014

26 minutes ago 739 — Via judearaya © stopandimagineloveReblog

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

28 minutes ago 153485 — Via cinitoastcrunch © zackiesReblog
49 minutes ago 922 — Via owlmethis © jolieingReblog

upworthy:

The Music Industry Asked Him To Change 1 Word In His Songs. His Response Is Pitch Perfect.

2 hours ago 81386 — Via tacogrande © upworthyReblog
3 hours ago 1961 — Via acorndarren © likesuperwheeReblog
trueheartedness:

This is a breathtaking picture of Miley. She is so beautiful like can we all just take a moment to appreciate how striking she is or

trueheartedness:

This is a breathtaking picture of Miley. She is so beautiful like can we all just take a moment to appreciate how striking she is or

4 hours ago 112093 — Via kristoffman © orgasmlyReblog

icarusbarnes:

i was gonna say something meaningful #about the way steve looks at bucky like he’s the sun #even though in bucky’s head steve is the sun. steve is the sun & he’s oblivious to his own glow. #he lights up a room & he doesn’t even know it. #he’s a star & bucky would rather reach for him than for freedom or justice or winning the war or going home. #because to him steve embodies all of those things. #if bucky has steve he is free. if bucky has steve steve will do the right thing. #if bucky has steve he can always win. any war. anything. he can always win. #if bucky has steve he is home. #steve rogers is the sun & bucky barnes will always fly too close. #bucky wouldn’t believe it if you told him but steve feels the exact same way about him. #i was going to say all of that. but then i noticed steve’s shaking arm & was reduced to a 12 yr old white boy. #so. looks like he’s jerkin it. #alright

5 hours ago 16581 — Via emilianadarling © millerdayReblog
14 hours ago 3340 — Via boywhocried-badwolf © kittiezandtittiezReblog
Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction
14 hours ago 36070 — Via too-awkward-to-function © tobiscuitsReblog
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